'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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