We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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