R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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