he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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