Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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