she smelled like a LAN party
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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