Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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