Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Do I have a choice?
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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