Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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