is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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