She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize