come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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