So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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