I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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