drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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