I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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