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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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