mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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