You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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