Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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