i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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