I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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