ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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