Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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