I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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