Michael Bay diarrhea
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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