very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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