Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
