She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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