Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
