It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Shame - the story of my life.
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