We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have fence marks all over my body
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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