she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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