Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just found puke in my bra..
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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