I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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