i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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