whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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