It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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