Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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