Yo dont text me then not text me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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