belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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