My brain says no but my pants say off.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize
