sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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