Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
