yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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