Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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