Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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