actually, I'm a sock model
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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