I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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