She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Still dying that you shit outside
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
