So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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