But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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