I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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