Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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