yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
