Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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